Tonight was fantastic!

Dean, an ex-coworker of mine, picked me up, took me out to dinner, bought me ice cream and took me a movie. It was so great. I haven’t laughed that much in forever.

Sex Tape is a better movie than I thought it would be. I was hysterically laughing throughout the entire show, not to mention, Cameron Diaz is one attractive woman.. Mmm. Yes, please.

I really enjoyed myself tonight, and need to do it more often. ♥♥♥

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All dressed up and ready to go!

Super stoked to go out tonight! <3

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Laura Prepon on The Queen Latifah Show 7/22/14

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gerrardway:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

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when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

the beaten and the damned

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sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

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  • Anonymousu take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
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    hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

    and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

    i’m fat.

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    i always have a double chin.

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    i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

    and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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    i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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    i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

    also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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    i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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    my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

    so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

    which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

    TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

    that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

    you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

    your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

    you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

    your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

    TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

    thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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"Alex Vause will be seen in all the episodes of season 3"

orangeisthenew-fucking-black:

You, me, we, everybody: 

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bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

And then we turned out to be lesbians

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